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rasa sgt pissed off skang. okay, totally extremely pissed off.

hand me the shotgun now!

kenapa still ada lelaki kt luar sana yg begitu desperate looking for a wife but just for the sake of taking care of his children because his beautiful ex-wife (so beautiful that he did not deserve her at the first place) left him for another guy?

okay the story begins like this.. last week i went for breakfast with kak nik outside the school (kitorang memang selalu dine out tnpa permission.. hehe). sampai2 ke destinasi sarapan, tetiba ternampak encik timbalan ppd was buying some foods. so we freaked out, cube sorokkan diri dr penglihatan dia macam seekor anak tikus berdecit lari dihambat seekor kucing.. and this useless desperate duda saw us. he is one of kak nik's clients (kak nik is an insurance agent)..

after the encik timbalan ppd went off, me and kak nik cari tempat duduk.. but kak nik pergi duduk semeja dengan that useless desprerate duda, aku terpaksa join.. that duda said die slalu nampak aku pergi jogging kt taman tasik.. jadi bile aku recall i suddenly remembered him trying to jog closer to me but luckily anak kecik die tak mampu nak lari laju2 so aku pn ape lagi cepat2 pecut macam masuk sukan olimpik.. that is why i hate jogging now.. people (desperate guys) are chasing your butt.. bodohhh!!!! haram jadah!!!!! bangsattt macam langsattt!!!

ok berhenti mencarut sambung balik cerita td.. so then me and kak nik ordered our food munch munch slurp slurp.. that duda mule bukak citer sedih die (weii x malu ke kau nak menagih simpati ngan pompuan?).. of how his wife cheated on him and they divorced 6 months ago.. bla bla bla bla sampai aku pun rasa nak kuarkan balik my breakfast meal.. dah habis sesi luahan citer sedih die, die pun tanya soalan bonus kat kak nik "xde ke sape2 yg boleh dikenalkan kt saya?"

aku pn suh kak nik bagi no. kak azimah. duda tu save. back to school i went to find kak azimah and told her about the incident. kak azimah nampak a bit reluctant la jugak. ye la duda anak tiga kan. but kak azimah said ok try dulu.

at the same time kak nik bagi no. telefon khairunnisa (cikgu gstt yg comel dan muda) to that duda. duda tu ajak jmpe so they went for a blind date. back from the date, nisa citer everything yg that duda memang desperate gile nak kawen. (heh, first time date terus ajak kawen.. betol ke x kepala otak kau ni)..

so setelah direject khairunnisa, he went to try his luck with kak azimah pulak.. pergi dating.. and kak azimah pun citer bnda yg sama.. but this time it's a bit interesting becoz that duda macam bg hint to kak azimah "kite kawan dulu kenal hati budi masing2 then tengok kalau ada jodoh, kawen" tp die mesej kak nik die duk cakap kak zimah tu berisi la segala bagai...shame on you mr. duda!!

and then u know what happened? last night, i got a text from him.. entah kt mana dia ambek no. hp aku.. he introduced himself and said saje nak mesej2.. kepala hotak kau!! baru 2 malam lepas kau dating ngan kak azimah skang kau nk usha orang lain wtf??? so i replied "mintak maaf ye tunang saya x suke saya mesej ngan lelaki lain. harap maklum" then he said "sory. semoga BERBAHAGIAN dengan tunang." ye memang die eja bahagia macam tu... hahahaha.. dahla duda, x hensem, bm pn x pas... padanla kene tinggal..

rasa x puas hati dr mana die dpt no. aku, so i called kak nik..nope, she didn't give the number.. then i called kak azimah.. yes, it was her.. kak azimah ckp that duda mintak no. aku sbb nak mintak maaf. wtf? then i told kak azimah the whole thing. she felt guilty so she apologized. aku pn cakap kt kak azimah x yah layan la jantan bodowh mcm tu jenis x sedar diri ingat die tu hebat sangat.. and even kak azimah pn kata die pn malas dah nk layan because of his desperado..

so now u understand why aku pissed off yg teramat? to all mat-mat jantan duda out there, desperate mana pn korang, please choose ur t-shirts according to your size okay? xkan la body kau macam bob ku2 kau nak pakai baju saiz s pulak.. and kalau kau desperate pn, please hide it in your closet.. kami orang perempuan x suke lelaki yg menagih simpati.. x hot dan x cool.. unless kau memang nak menduda sepanjang hayat, silekan berbuat begitu...


p/s: the moral of the story is, jgn mkn di luar sekiranya anda seorg cikgu.. makan saja di kantin biarpun x sedap dan mahal.. sekian..